Sometimes the truth is magical.
Let’s start with the obvious: A small part of you is holding out hope that your Hogwarts letter is STILL coming.
No matter how old you are or what you’re doing, you’d enroll faster than you can say Accio briefcase.
Dolores Umbridge is a way, WAY more evil villain than Voldemort.
If you were a TRUE fan, not only did you stay up when the books and movies were released at midnight, but you ALSO dressed up for the occasion.
Sleep is for Muggles.
And you also had to pace yourself so that you didn’t finish the books too fast the first time you read them.
You had to savor EVERY page.